Bassets with Erections Can't Climb Up The Stairs


Each night she's on the balcony, he loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotized, she shines down like a star.

His heart will break forever; his kind can't have affairs
For Bassets with erections can't climb up the stairs.
His home a humble bungalow and hers a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go and that, they say, is that.

He never can be near her, although she knows he cares,
For Bassets with erections can't climb up the stairs.
You want to win a woman? Just be cool, be aloof
The dog who doesn't hit the stairs can make it to the roof.

The dog who doesn't care will be the dog who wins the day
You'll never get to heaven with your chopper in the way.
The spirit soars, the body falls, and heavy lies the heart
That cries out with the pangs of love, "Be still my broken part".

How painful is the passion, and how painful the repairs,
For Bassets with erections can't climb up the stairs.


A foster parent speaks


Thank You for bringing this foster dog into my life.

Had I not made the decision to participate in rescue, I would never have had the chance to meet him.
If I had sat here comfortably in my home and said "I already have four dogs and I know that I couldn't take
in another - even on a temporary basis," I would never have met this dog.

Yes, it takes time to rescue and foster... but who gave me Time in the first place? And why or what was the reason I was given Time? To fill my own needs? Or was there another reason ever so small and seemingly
insignificant, like rescuing this one dog, that could make a difference in an other's life? Perhaps to add joy, hope, help and companionship to another who is in need?

With great sadness, I sat down on a footstool in my kitchen this morning and watched as this foster dog
bounced back into the house and skidded across the floor to sit ever so perfectly in front of me. He was
the picture of health, finally. He was all smiles for me.... and I smiled back at his happy face. Deep in his eyes, the storm clouds of illness and generalized poor health had blown away, and the clear light of his perfection radiated out from his beautiful soul. He holds no ill will toward man. He forgives us all.

I thought to myself as I impressed this one last long look of him into my heart, what a very fine creature
You have created. Tears slowly pooled and spilled over my cheekbones as the deeper realization of how
wonderful this dog is sank into my internal file cabinet of Needful Things to Remember. Lord, he's a dog - but he's a better human being than I am.

He has forgiven quickly. Would I do the same?

He passionately enjoys the simple things in life. And I have often overlooked them.
He accepts change and gets on with his life. I fuss and worry about change.
He lives today and loves today. And I often dwell in the past or worry about the future.
He loves no matter what. I am not that free.

This very lovely dog has gone to his new home today and already I miss him. Thank You for bringing this dog
into my life. And thank You for the beautiful and tender lesson on how to be a better human.


 Dedicated to those that rescue


  - a look from the other side....


  Submitted by MichelleRivera1@aol.com   permission to cross post

  He woke with a start could not figure out where he was.

  Why am I warm, why am I safe, why is the world suddenly soft?

  Oh yes, the lady that talks so sweet  she rubs my ears and cooches my belly.

  I like it here  wonder if she'll send me back?

  It is quiet but I can hear life about me  it is a calm, safe feeling.

  One I have never known  but have dreamt of.

  I have only been here a day  wonder if they'll let me stay?

  Maybe if I'm good and sweet  they won't put me on the street.

  I'm so confused  the lady talks so nice all the time.

  I got my own dinner last night  without a fight.

  I hear some noise  wonder if she'll send me back?

  She is calling my name  how sweet she sounds.

  I am here, right here  waiting for my ear rub.

  Better wag my tail  let her know I like her a lot.

  There she is, she is so soft  wonder if she'll let me stay?

  Time to go out she says  better not do it on the floor.

  Out side with all the others  they seem happy here too.

  I hope she lets me stay.  Wow food again  and all my own!

  She just rubbed my head  and said 'what a good boy.'

  Me a good boy  wow me a good boy!

  Oh that smile of hers  hope she lets me stay.

  Looks like play time  hey I can play too.

  She is laughing  I remember that sound.

  They used to do that when  I was little and they liked me.

  You know the other people  then they just stopped laughing.

  Please don't make me go back.

  She is on the phone  thought I heard my name.

  She is looking at me  she is smiling.

  Better get over there and  get one of those ear rubs.

  She is talking about me  Please don't make me go back.

  Still talking about me  Wonder what she meant.

  She said 'looks like a keeper to me.'

  I hope she'll let me stay.

  I was never allowed to give kisses  wonder what she would do?

  Think I'll try.

  Oh my, she's got tears in her eyes!

  Oh what have I done?  A big hug, maybe she'll let me stay.

  She said I'm home now  talks to me a lot, real nice.

  Wow, what a day and  it's only just begun!

  Imagine having many days  like this all together.

  Oh, Please let me stay!

Thanks to all the rescues for all you do.


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