THE DAY THE ROTTWEILERS GOT CREATIVE
(to be sung to the tune of THE TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC)
(Reprinted with permission from the "Rott N Chatter" newsletter)
When you go out in the yard today, be ready for a surprise
When you go out in the yard today, you won't believe your eyes.
The Rottweilers, Dear, were playing a game,
And our back yard won't be the same.
Today's the day the Rottweilers got creative!
Do you remember the garden gate that I asked you to fix?
Well, you can take it off your list it's now a pile of sticks.
The bushes and shrubs you needed to prune,
were bitten and chewed and finished by noon.
Today's the day the Rottweilers re-arranged things!
Do you remember the flower garden that you kept so neat?
Well, who'd of thought it was something they'd redesign with feet.
They romped and played, it wasn't a crime.
They did it all in the interest of time.
The only theing left you need to attend is a Daisy!
Do you remember the grass so green that they were not to hurt?
Well --- you can forget it too, it's all been turned to dirt.
They dug some holes around the trees,
They showed me one, it's up to my knees!
Today's the day the Rottweilers re-arranged things!
The sprinkler heads are missing too, I don't know where they've gone.
It sprung a leak and filled a hole, and now we have a pond.
They work so quick it's hard to believe,
That all of this could be done by three.
Today's the day the Rottweilers re-arranged things!
They're resting now, they're very tired from all that they have done.
Good thing we have the number we do, this could not be done by one.
They worked so hard to please their Dad,
They hope that you will be very glad.
Today's the day the Rottweilers got creative!
-Diane Torncello
(Diane says she wrote this after her Rottweilers re-arranged their
newly landscaped yard. They've grown now and no longer dig up
trees
and shrubs ... they have graduated to the septic tank!)
THE QUOTE
THE TRUTH
Noted Judge.....................He put up our dog
Respected Judge.................He put up our dog twice
Esteemed Judge..................He puts up anything that crawls
Shown Sparingly.................Only when we had it in the bag
Show Prospect...................He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail
Finished in 5 shows.............And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon
He has good points..............His head is shaped like a carrot
Won in heavy competition........The others were revoltingly overweight
Multiple group winner...........At 2 puppy matches
Specialist Judge................Puts up anything that looks like his
own
breeding
Well Balanced...................Straight as a stick, front and rear
Quiet gentle natured............After 4 valiums
Excels in type and style........However, moves like a spider on speed
Personality Plus................Wakes up if you put liver up his nose
Large boned.....................Looks like a Clydesdale
Good bite.......................Missed the judge, got the steward
Lovely head.....................2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 nose
Excels in movement..............If he gets loose, put on your running
shoes
Gorgeous Coat...................If the hairspray lasts until the class
finishes
Handled brilliantly by..........Nobody else can get near him
Won in stiff competition........Beat 4 puppies and a 9 year old novice
dog
At stud to "approved" bitches ..Those bitches whose owners check is
"approved" by our bank
Linebred from famous champions..Ch Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation
Good Obedience prospect.........Smart enough to come in from the rain
but
he's UG-LEEEE
Terrific brood bitch............Her conformation is the pits, but she
throws
big litters
Great stud dog..................Mounts anything that can fog a mirror
Loves children..................For breakfast, lunch and dinner
Wins another Best In Show.......His second, under the same judge, our
uncle
-Author unknown
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