Renees Tale

by Tasha Hamilton (from the Dachshund board)
Let me tell you what happened
when I had to go outside
I'm afraid my Mom is losing it
I'm thinking I should hide
I got up as usual
went out to do my thing
And there was Mom with a little bowl
What a ding-a-ling!
I kept staring at her
wondering what she had in mind
And everytime I looked at her
she was watching my behind
I really wanted my privacy
because I had to go
But she kept stalking after me
as if Inspector Clouseau
I couldn't hold it any more
and finally had to pee
Damned if Mom didn't take the bowl
and shove it under me
It seemed to please her very much
as if she'd won a prize
But who am I to argue
when "that" look is in her eyes
What I don't understand
is why she wanted that stuff
And why she had to save it
when there's always more than enough
Maybe the stress of the season
is finally taking its toll
So just wanted to warn the rest of you
watch out when they get that bowl

 

Yorkie Song

by "Isabel M. Gordon" and the Brindleton BoxerKids (to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Stomping thru the snow,
Just me and my Yorkie.
Over the fields we go,
Just so she will pee.
Darkness all around,
We know she won't obey.
Her nose is anchored to the ground
Sniffing all the way. Hey!
Midnight Run
Where's the sun?
Can't we make this quick?
When I think we're almost done
She finds something to lick. Ick!
Midnight Run
Ain't this fun?
The snow is glistening bright.
When she turns around and looks at me
Her beard is full of white.
I can't suppress a yawn
When she finally picks a spot.
On my neighbor's lawn
She turns and takes a squat.
She's not quite done it's clear,
Impatience makes me sigh
When I see my Yorkie disappear
in a snow drift two feet high.

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