A Limerick

by Kim Darnell:
           My bully's a joy to behold
          I love every wrinkle and fold
           He's snuggly and sassy
             Albeit quite gassy
                  May I have one until I grow old!

 

The National Anthem of Bulldog DOT Org, by Wilf (sung to the tune

                       of the Canadian National Anthem):

 

                  Oh Bulldog, eh ?

            BULLDOG dot org
            our home and native domain
            true bulldog love with all the cookies they demand
            with glowing hearts we see their virtues
            our web site strong and FREE !!
            Neither here nor there, bulldog dot org
            we http for free !!!!
            Bullies keep our domain, goldenless and free
            Bulldog dot org we http for free
            BULLDOG DOT ORG we http for free !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

song about Roxy:

Gretchen Kardaman
            I'm a bulldog and Roxy's my name,
            I love to take my people out for a dogwalk!
            On a dogwalk, yeah, a dogwalk,
            I love to strut my little butt out on a dogwalk..
            Oh I'm too sexy for my leash
            too sexy for my leash,
            just too sexy, capische?
            I'm too sexy for my car,
            little beetle-shaped car
            I'm too sexy by far!
            I'm too sexy for the pool,
            won't go swimming in a pool,
            I'm too sexy, you fool!
            And I'm much sexier than Brummy,
            much sexier than Brummy'
            so come scratch me on my tummy....
            Oh I'm a bulldog, you know what I mean,
            I love to shake my little tail out on a dogwalk.....etc.

 

deathless poesy:

Lou Chapman
                   Fartin' and a-belchin',
                    And a-snorin' like a drunk.
                    Tail grown all inside out,
                    And smellin' like a skunk.
                    Nose all smooshed and sawed off,
                    Legs just a bit too short.
                    Oy vey, one might say,
                    Why do they have to snort?
                    Dewlaps full of kibble,
                    Gruntin' as they eat.
                    Somewhere God is laughing,
                    and his Bullie gets a treat.

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