Three Dogs Views of Christmas


                             (1)
                   Oh, Christmas Day is here again!
                      Hooray, hooray, horray,
                   There'll be lots of fun and parties
                       And visitors to stay.

                   And I love the noise and bustle,
                     And the extra food as well,
                    With lots of toys to play with
                    And a Christmas tree to smell.

                     But it's all over too quickly
                   And a year must pass - oh well
                    I'll have to wait for many days
                     For December's magic spell.

                             (2)
                    No I really don't like Christmas
                    When everything's so fraught.
                   And people come and people go,
                    And they're often not my sort.

                   There are toys I musn't play with
                      And things I musn't eat,
                   And trees inside are not the same
                     As those out in the street.

                   But worst of all there's crackers
                     Of which I'm really scared,
                  You should shut me in your bedroom
                    If you really thought, or cared.

                             (3)
                    I thought I had a lovely home,
                    How wrong could I have been,
                     I was a Christmas present
                   But my owners weren't too keen.

                    One day they went out visiting
                      And took me in the car,
                   I thought I was going with them
                      But I didn't get too far

                    I was thrown out of a window
                      On a noisy motor way,
                  And although I tried to catch them
                      They didn't look or stay.

                  So I don't think much of Christmas
                     It's no fun without a home,
                    I don't know what will happen
                    Now I've nowhere of my own.

                         Elizabeth Zettl


From A Boxer in Rescue Kennels


                                                         I'm a very worried Boxer
                                                         Who would so like a home,
                                                      I don't know why I was thrown out
                                                          I'm not the type to roam.

                                                         And now I am in kennels,
                                                        And the stories I have heard!
                                                       From both my doggie neighbours -
                                                      One would think they were absurd.

                                                          Alas that's not the case.
                                                          But truth is hard to bear,
                                                      One was beaten, the other starved,
                                                      Thank goodness now they're here.

                                                          There are so many of us
                                                         Nearly all with stories sad
                                                        And we cannot understand it
                                                           We cannot all be bad.

                                                        We think we're quite attractive
                                                       With our big brown soulful eyes
                                                      We've no coat that needs untangling
                                                        And we're not too big in size
                                                    Surely it is not a crime to want to love and
                                                                live.

                                                        It's so not so very much to ask
                                                       ~And we have so much to give
                                                      And we wouldn't be much trouble,
                                                         And we'd try so very hard

                                                          To fit in with a family.
                                                          We'd be a super guard.
                                                    So now perhaps we'll have a chance to be
                                                            rehomed at last,
                                                        And go where people love us
                                                         And forget about our past.

                                                               Liz Zettl



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