The Lesson

                      Miss M. Hindes
 

               I learned a lesson, not long ago
           When I took my dog to an all breeds show
           As I watched him standing there in the ring
          I overheard a comment that hurt with a sting
                Twas then I realised, in a trice
            Don't say anything if you can't be nice
         Each dog may have faults, at least in your eyes
        You may not like his colour, or movement or size
   But to the person that loves him, he's the most perfect thing
         That's why he's showing him, there in the ring
       We'd all like to win but there aren't that many blues
        The judge may not give one to your dog and you

                     Remember
         Each dog is a winner in his own masters heart
         So please don't stand there and pick him apart.



 

The Saint Bernard

                Frederick Gresham 1907
 

             Behold this creature's form and state
              Which nature therefore did create
             That to the world might be expressed
              What mein there can be in a beast
              And that we, in this shape may find
                   A lion of another kind
               For this heroic beast does seem
                   In majesty to rival him
             And yet vouchsafes to man to show
               Both service and submission too
             From whence we, this distinction have
              The beast is fierce but that is brave
               This dog has so himself subdued
              That hunger cannot make him rude
               And his behaviour does confess
             True courage dwells with gentleness


Dog Breeders Husband

                     Author Unknown
 
 

   I am just a dog breeders husband, I no longer rule my domain
        Even if kindly invited, my opinions I wisely refrain
    I am just a glorified kennel boy, of minor importance I know
   It seems that my primary job here, is just providing the dough
 Now dog breeding is very expensive, as I know you are all so aware
  But money is less of a problem, than the hustle, the wear and the
                          tear
  Having studied the layback of shoulder, and become an expert on                 feet
I still havn't learned to give worm pills or how much a puppy should
                           eat
   My spouse will spend hours grooming, her intermediate bitch
  But if my back needs a good scratching, her thought is to let the
                        thing itch
    Often in a crowded motel room, after the dog show is over
  Someone queries the judges decision, why did he pick a tired old
                          rover
   It appears that his eyesight is failing, his errors in judgement
                        immense
 And if you didn't know better, you doubt he'd be blessed with good
                          sense
 One finds that amateurs bungling, is no match for professional skill
 A handler hides what an owner admits, as he tries his conscience to
                          still
     Sometime late in the evening, I am asked if I do not agree
  That Harry's Backbreakers Bridget, is somewhat out at the knee
    Before I can answer the question, I find my answers ignored
   For some inexplicable reason, my tormentor is suddenly bored
   I am only a dog breeders husband, not that I mean to complain
 But I find certain aspects amazing, when my role I aspire to explain
     I know at least where I'm going, I'm rapidly going to seed
  And I know all about challenge bitches, I married the Best of the
                         Breed!!



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