"To do these things, God said, "I endow you with the instincts uncommon
to other beasts: Faithfulness, Devotion and Understanding surpassing those
of man himself. Lest it impair your courage, you shall never foresee your
death.
Lest it impair your loyalty, you shall be blind to the faults of man.
Lest it impair your understanding, you are denied the power of words. Speak
to your master only with your mind and through your honest eyes.
"Walk by his side; sleep in his doorway; ward off his enemies; carry
his burden;
share his afflictions; love and comfort him. And in return for this,
Man will fulfill your needs and wants ... which shall be only food, shelter
and affection."
"So be silent and be a friend to man. Guide him through the perils along the way to this land I have promised him. This shall be your destiny and your immortality."
So spoke the Lord. And the dog heard, and was content.
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