2 Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans
come home,
put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down
and act
as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch
as the
humans frantically search the house for the damage they
think
you have caused.
3 Hide from your humans. When your humans come home,
don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them.
and make them think something terrible has happened to
you.
(Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken
and close to tears).
4 Wake up 20 minutes before the alarm clock is set
to go
off and make the humans take you out. As soon as you get
back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back
asleep
after going outside; this will drive them nuts!)
2. OK, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is
not allowed
to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. OK, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but
not
under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10.Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers
with the dog.