Catch the Dog!

    (Sung to "Deck the Halls")

Catch the dog, she stole the presents!
Fa la la la la la la la la.
She thinks they're ducks or upland pheasants!
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Took them all while I was napping!
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Ripped the boxes and the wrapping!
Fa la la la la la la la la.

See her running right before us,
Loves the chasing and the big fuss.
Follow her, your steps don't measure
Or we'll never get her treasure.
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Give it up, I think we're beaten.
All the gifts are torn or eaten.
Get the checkbook ready honey,
Cause this year we're giving money!
Fa la la la la la la la la!

                          Author Unknown



The Musher's Christmas Song

                              (to the tune of "Let it Snow!")

For working dog lovers everywhere!

"Oh the weather outside may be frightful!
But with our HUSKEYS and MALAMUTES it will be delightful!
And since we've got places to go...
             Let it SNOW!
             Let it SNOW!
             So the DOG SLEDS go!

             We've got some SKIS for SKIJORING,
             and we've got LOTS of CIDER for POURING!
Now the TRAILS are all set to MUSH!
So Let it SLUSH!
Let it SLUSH!
Let it SLUSH!

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
so we brought some BIVEYS and some MUSIC for hopping!
And when the bonfire's burned way down low,
Give us MORE SNOW!
Give us MORE SNOW!
So the DOG SLEDS GO!

When we finally head on home,
OH how we'll HATE untangling ALL the lines!
But if we  MUSHERS do our jobs right,
We'll be done,
we'll be done,
by 'round  MIDNIGHT!

Oh the FIRE in our dogs is GONE now,
and SOME HOW we gotta get home, ya'll!
 But as long as we got all our TOES!
Let it SNOW!
Let it SNOW!
Let it SNOW!



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