The poodle was first and, leaping forward proudly, he said, "I am the showman,
winning many prizes for my beauty. See how fine I am? There was none better
than I in my prime. I was my master's pride and joy." He demonstrated his
fine
show stance.
Next, the Labrador, black and glossy: "I am the Field Champion, keen for
the gun,
never missing a bird. I worked hard for my master."
Then the German Shepherd, keen and alert. "I guarded my masters, keeping
them
safe. No strange foot trod the paths without my permission. They feared
not with
me around."
"And you sir," said St Peter, "come forward to me. What of you?" The dog
replied,
"I am a Beagle—maybe not so good, I confess. I pursued the cat, fell to
temptation, and stole food. I forgot to return to my masters' call, leaving
them to
worry, then showed my disapproval at being left alone by chewing their
shoes. Oh,
and there was also my bad habit of barking at the garbage collectors...."
"But what did you give them?" asked St. Peter.
"What did I give them? I gave them light in their eyes and laughter in
their
voices."
St. Peter opened the gates and waved the Beagle through.