Humility

                         The Gates of Heaven were guarded by St. Peter. Four canine friends approached
                         and stood waiting for permission to enter. They were asked for an account of
                         themselves.

                         The poodle was first and, leaping forward proudly, he said, "I am the showman,
                         winning many prizes for my beauty. See how fine I am? There was none better
                         than I in my prime. I was my master's pride and joy." He demonstrated his fine
                         show stance.

                         Next, the Labrador, black and glossy: "I am the Field Champion, keen for the gun,
                         never missing a bird. I worked hard for my master."

                         Then the German Shepherd, keen and alert. "I guarded my masters, keeping them
                         safe. No strange foot trod the paths without my permission. They feared not with
                         me around."

                         "And you sir," said St Peter, "come forward to me. What of you?" The dog replied,
                         "I am a Beagle—maybe not so good, I confess. I pursued the cat, fell to
                         temptation, and stole food. I forgot to return to my masters' call, leaving them to
                         worry, then showed my disapproval at being left alone by chewing their shoes. Oh,
                         and there was also my bad habit of barking at the garbage collectors...."

                         "But what did you give them?" asked St. Peter.

                         "What did I give them? I gave them light in their eyes and laughter in their
                         voices."

                         St. Peter opened the gates and waved the Beagle through.


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